10 The Second Shepherd’s Play

Lord, but this weather is cold! And I am ill wrapped.

I’m nearly numb, so long have I napped.

My legs give way, my fingers are chapped.

It is not what I wanted, for I am all sapped

From sorrow

In storms and tempest

Now in the east, now in the west

Woe is he that never has rest

Through the day or tomorrow.

But we are silly shepherds that walk on the moor,

Actually, we are nearly homeless, turned out of the door;

Our harsh lords oppress us and keep us poor.

Whatever we do, they always want more.

You know this information.

We are worked till we’re lamed

Overtaxed and disdained

It is like we’ve been tamed

By these gentlemen.

Lord, have mercy, what does this mean?

The world in such shape, this we haven’t seen.

Lord, these winds are cruel, and this weather – I’m not too keen.

The frost is so hideous it seems obscene.

No lie.

Now in dry, now in wet,

Now in snow, now in sleet,

When my shoes freeze to my feet

It is not at all easy.

But as far as I know, everywhere that I go,

We poor married men suffer as much woe;

We have sorrow constantly – it is often so.

A wife is like a hen, going to a fro.

She cackles;

But when she begins to croak,

To groan and to poke,

It is not a joke,

For he is in shackles.

The truth is I have my own and let me describe her,

She is as sharp as a thistle and rough as a briar,

She as brows like pig’s bristles and a face without cheer,

If she once wets her whistle she can sing full and clear

The Pater Noster.

She is as big as a whale withal,

She has a gallon of gall,

And by Him who died for us all

I wish I had lost her.

Gib, I’m on the other side of the hedge. And your talking so loud I’m going deaf

Well, what are you doing being so late? Have you seen Daw?

Yes, out in the pasture. I heard him blow his horn. Here he comes now.

Stand still.

Why

Because he’s coming.

He will make up some lie if we don’t beware.

Christ bless me quickly and Saint Nicholas!

I am in need of help – it is worse than it was.

But now I know to take heed and I’ll let the world pass.

The ground is in doubt and brittle as glass

And slips.

The world fared never so;

With marvels mo’ and mo’

Now it’s well, now it’s woe,

Time always flips.

We that walk in the nights, our cattle to keep,

We see unexpected sights when other men sleep.

But I think my heart jumps, I see thieves peep. (Sees men hiding)

You are two tall creatures. I think my sheep

Need tending.

Ah, Sir, God save you master mine!

I need something to drink and someplace to dine.

You knave, you are a worthless servant.

What! Let the boy rave. He can wait till later. We have already had our

dinner.

Servants like me toil and sweat,

We eat our bread dry, which I don’t get;

We are often wet and weary when our masters sleep yet,

We are home late, but in food and drink we get

Less than is profitable.

So why should I worry,

I am in no hurry,

A cheap servant will curry

A cheap bill.

You would be a bad servant for a poor man to take wooing with him.

Peace boy! No more joking. Where are the sheep, we are wasting time

Sir, I left them in the corn this morning when the bells rang for dawn

services. They are in good pasture and can’t go wrong.

Good. By the cross, these nights are long! To cheer us up let’s sing a song

GIB: I was thinking the same thing.

DAW: Good idea.

Let me sing the tenor.

And I will sing the high treble.

Then the middle part falls to me. Let’s see how we chant.

Oh, Lord who made both the moon and the stars, which I cannot count,

I do not understand your will. What is this that disturbs my mind?

God grant that I was in heaven, for there are to children crying there.

Who is it that sings so poorly?

(aside) Only God knows how badly I fare! (aloud) It is a man who walks

on the moor and has no peace!

Mak, where have you been. Tell us the news.

Is he coming? Everyone look out for your things. (grabs Mak’s cloak)

What?! I am a yeoman, I tell you, sent from the king. A messenger from a

great lord or some such thing. Fie on you! Go hence out of my presence: I must

have reverence.

Why are you being so unfriendly?

Mak, do you want to act like some sort of saint? I think you do.

I will make a complaint and have you all flogged if you keep talking like

this.

Mak, stop talking like that. We know who you are.

Well, look at you three. I thought I knew you. You are a good company.

Watch out rascal, as late as it is, what are we supposed to think. You have a

reputation of stealing sheep.

I am honest and true as steel, all men know that. But I am not feeling well.

I have not eaten much this month or the last.

How fares you wife?

Lies lounging by the fire there,

With a house full of kids, she drinks without care,

It’s the only thing she does fare

Other wise

She eats as fast as she can,

And every year that comes to a man

She adds another one to the clan,

And some years two.

I have had more sleepless nights than anyone in the shire. I need to sleep

even if I take less for my hire.

I am cold and nearly naked and would love to have a fire. I am weary from

running around in the mire. You stay awake.

No, I will lie down here, I’m tired too.

I am as good a man as any of you, but Mak, come here and lie down in

the middle of us.

But then I might hinder you if you needed to talk together. Don’t worry.

From my head to my toe I promise.

Now it’s time for a man whose plate is cold,

To stalk secretly as he can into the fold

And nimbly to work, and not be too bold,

For he might pay for the deed of it were told

At the ending.

Lord, how they sleep hard – as you can hear,

If the flock aren’t scared, then I shall get near.

Look, one comes over. Now turn to cheer

From our sorrow!

A fat sheep, I dare say!

With a good fleece I do pray!

When I can I’ll repay,

But this I will “borrow”.

Gill are you in there? Get us some light.

Who make such a noise at this time of night?

I have sat down to spin; I hope now I might

Get something done without such a fight.

Oh well.

This happens to anyone who has been a housewife – you have to get up all the

time.

Good wife, open the door! Come see what I have brought.

Why don’t you open it yourself?

You don’t care much for how long I have been standing here.

By your naked neck, your are going to hang for this.

Oh, don’t worry, I am worthy of my meat. When I’m in a pinch I can get

more than those that work and sweat all day long. (shows her the sheep) It just

fell in my lap, Gill, I had such grace.

It would be a shame to be hanged for this.

I have escaped many times from things like this.

But “So long as the pot goes to get water, someday it will come home

broken.”

Well, I have it here now. Come help me fast. I want to have it skinned so we

can eat it. It has been twelve months since we had sheep’s meat.

What if they come near while he is being slain and here him bleat?

Then I might me taken – that doesn’t sound very good. Go fasten the street

gate.

Yes, Mak, but what if they come back?

Then I might really be in trouble.

I have a good trick, since you can’t think of one. We will hide him here until

they are gone. In my cradle. Leave me alone and I will lie in bed a groan

Get ready. I will say that you have delivered a boy child tonight.

Well, bless this day. This is a good trick. It took a woman’s advise to get

out of this at last.

If they wake before I get back , they’ll blow the trumpet. I will go to sleep

(returns to the shepherds). They are still sleeping. I will walk quietly, as though it

had never been I who stole their sheep.

(waking from a bad dream) Ahhh – hold my had! I can’t stand up. My foot

is asleep and I haven’t had anything to eat. I dreamed we were somewhere in

England.

Oh yeah? Lord, how I have slept well! As fresh as an eel, so light do I feel, as

a leaf on a tree.

(still under the blanket) God bless me! My body’s quaking. My heart is

beating out of it’s skin and I don’t know what’s causing it. Why is it so dark? My

eyes are blind! Where is Mak?

Man, praise God, he hasn’t gone anywhere yet.

I dreamt he was covered in a wolfskin.

So are many now covered, especially within.

While we were sleeping so long, I dreamed that he trapped a fat sheep, but

made no noise.

Be still. Your dreaming makes you mad.

God can turn all to good, if it be His will.

Rise, Mak, it’s shameful. You lie around all day long.

Now Christ’s holy name be us among!

What is this! By Saint James, I can’t get along.

I think I’m the same, but my neck is all wrong.

Enough!

I had a terrible dream.

I thought Gill began to groan and travail so bad,

Very near the first crow, she had a young lad,

To add to our flick – will I never be glad?!

I have more to care for than I ever should’ve had.

Ah, my head!

A house full of bellies asking to feed them again.

I haven’t had any rest since I don’t know when.

Woe is him who has many children,

And too little bread.

I must go home, by your leave, to Gill. I pray you examine my sleeve to see that I

have stolen nothing. I would loath if you grieved or took aught with me.

Go home. As bad as it might be. Now, I want us to look for all the sheep.

I will go ahead. Let us meet later.

Where?

At the crooked thorn.

Undo this door! How long do I have to stand here?

Who makes such a noise. It must be a lunatic.

Ah Gill, It is I, Mak, your husband. Oh, the fuss she makes. Is all does play

and tickle her toes?

What?! Who wanders? Who wakes? Who comes? Who goes?

Who brews? Who bakes? What makes me so tired? If the truth be told, how

woeful the household that lacks a woman. But what has happened

with the shepherds?

The last thing they said when I turned my back,

Was they would look to see if all the sheep were in their pack.I hope they will

not be well paid when this sheep they lack.

Yes, Sir.

But, however the game goes, I am the one they will suspect and they will make a

big ruckus and come here. So, you must do as you promised.

I will swaddle him right here in the cradle, and lay down right away. Come,

cover me up. When they come calling you will sing a lullaby loud and fast, for I

must groan, and if this plan does not work you can trust me no more.

Ah, Coll, good morning. What is that sad look?

Alas that ever I was born. We have a big problem. We have lost a fat

ram.

God forbid, I hope not.

Who would do us this scorn? That is not a good thing.

Some rascal. I have looked with my dogs through all the thickets

and out of fifteen young sheep I have found only one ewe.

Now believe me. By Saint Thomas of Kent, either Mak or Gill was part

of this conspiracy.

Peace, man, be still! I saw when he went. You slander him wrongly and

ought to repent quickly.

Now as ever I might thrive, if I should even here die, I would say it was

he that did this deed.

I advise we run and go there. I will never eat bread until we know the

truth.

Nor will I take a drink until we meet with them.

And I will not rest my head until this is solved.

Will you hear how they bellow. Our lordship thinks he can croon.

Never had I hears a song so clear out of tune.

Mak, undo your door now!

Who is it who speaks so loudly, as if it were noon. Who is it I say?

Good companions, if it were daytime.

(opens door) Good men, speak softly near a sick woman’s head. I would

rather die than she have a distress.

Go to another place, I am not breathing well. Every step you take hurts

me from head to toe, so, get out.

Tell us Mak, how are you doing?

What brings you to town today? How are you?

You have run in the mire and are all wet.

I shall make you a fire if you will sit.

A nurse would I hire – but can’t think of one yet.

Well, I have quite my job, my dream – this is it

At this season.

I have children, but that you knew,

Well more than we have stew,

But we must drink as we brew,

That just stands to reason.

Would you like to eat before you go? It looks like you could use it.

No, neither drink or meat could mend our anger.

Why sirs, is there something wrong with you?

Yes, our one of our sheep was stolen as they walked: our loss is great.

Sirs, drink. Had I been there, someone would have paid for that deed.

Some men think that you were, and that is what disturbs us.

Mak, some men think it was you.

Either you or your wife.

Now, don’t suppose it was Gill or me!

Come, go through our house, and then you will see

Who had her.

There is not any sheep I’ve got,

And Gill, my wife, rose not

Since she laid down.

As I am true as steel, this is the first meal we will eat today.

(They begin to search)

Well I die! Get out of my house thieves! You come here to rob us.

Don’t you hear how she groans. Your hearts should melt.

Get out thieves! Don’t come near my child!

If you know how she had fared, your hearts would be sore. You do

wrong disturbing a woman who has been in labor.

I think our sheep has been slain. What have you two found?

All this work is in vain: we may as well go. Except for a little clothing

and who empty plates I don’t see anything. But of all the livestock I have worked

with none has smelled as badly as he (approaches the cradle)

God has blessed me and given me the joy of my child.

We have aimed amiss: we are beguiled.

Sir, is your child a son?

He is a good a son as any lord would have.

Mak, we will all be friends, since we are all in one accord.

We?! I’ll remain apart, because I have gotten no apology. Farewell you

three.

(The shepherds leave)

Did you give the child anything?

I don’t even have a farthing.

I will go back quickly, you stay here.

(Returns to house)

Mak, by your leave, may I see your son?

No, you have caused me great shame with your behavior.

It won’t grieve your child, if by your leave, I can give him a sixpence.

No, you should go. He is sleeping.

I think he opens his eyes.

If he awakens he will cry. I pray you go.

Let me leave him a kiss. (Lifts the cradle cover). What the devil is this?

He has a long snout.

(The others enter)

He is fashioned all wrong. We know mischief has been at work.

An ill-spun web always comes out badly. I say, he looks like our sheep.

Gib, may I peep?

Only a parent could love a child that looked like that.

This was a strange trick and a fine dodge. It was high fraud.

Peace, I bid you. I am the one who stole him, this woman was not

involved.

This is a terrible thing. We must be avenged. Get a weapon.

I have trespassed, and I must learn. I put myself at your mercy.

Sirs, listen to my advice.

For this trespass

We will neither curse nor chide,

No more deride,

No longer bide,

Just toss him in a canvas.

Lord, how I am sore to the point of burst. I must lie down and rest.

I think that sheep weighed 140 pounds. I could fall asleep anywhere.

Then, I pray, let’s lie down on this green.

I think this is where thieves sleep.

Don’t worry, do as I say.

(Shepherd’s fall asleep, and are woken by angels)

Rise, gentle shepherds for now he is born

That shall take from the fiend what from Adam was torn

Satan is confounded, this night He is born.

God has made you His friend this morn.

He promises.

At Bethlehem go see

The one who sets you free

In a crib made poorly,

Between two beasts.

(Angels exit)

That was the finest voice I have ever heard. It is a marvel to tell of, even

though I am scared.

He spoke if God’s Son from heaven. I thought he made the whole woods

seem full of light.

He spoke of a child in Bethlehem.

Let us seek him there.

Say what was that song he was singing? Did you hear how he sang it

out?!

Yes, marry he sang it. There was no note wrong, nor nothing it lacked.

Let’s see how you croon! Can you bark at the moon?

Hold your tongues. I have done it!

Ahh, let’s hear it than!

They said we should go to Bethlehem. I am afraid we tarry here to long.

We find by the prophesies – of this you should listen –

David and Isaiah and more I just don’t know when

That prophesied through learning that a virgin

Should conceive a son to quench our sin

And relieve it,

Mankind from woe,

For Isaiah said so.

Full glad we will be if we live that day

When we see the lovely one who takes sins away

Lord, let it be as you may

Might I kneel on my knee, with some word to say

To that child.

But the angel said

In a crib he laid,

He was poorly arrayed

Both lowly and mild.

Patriarchs that have been, and prophets that warn

Desired to see this child that is born,

They are gone and have lost what they have sworn,

We shall see him, I think, before it is morn,

As a sign

When I see him and feel,

In my heart it will seal

A true as steel

What the prophets have spoken.

Let us go now, the place is near.

I am ready and prepared, let us go together to that glorious one. Lord,

if it is your will – we are all three ignorant shepherds – please grant us

some kind of cheer to comfort us creatures.

Hail, comely and clean! Hail, young child!

Hail Maker, born of a maiden so mild!

You have put a curse on the devil so wild.

The false grievous deceiver, now go he beguiled.

Look, he merries!

Look he laughs!

Laid next to the calf.

I have here on my staff,

A bunch of cherries.

Hail, sovereign Saviour, for you we have sought!

Hail noble child through whom all things were wrought!

Hail, full of favor, that made all from nought!

Hail, I kneel and crouch. A bird I have brought

To my child.

Hail, child as they said,

Of our creed you are head

I would eat of your bread

And drink of your cup.

Hail, darling dear, full of Godhead!

I pray you be near when all round is dread.

So sweat is your face, but my heart nearly bled,

To see you lay there without any bed,

And no toy.

Hail, put forth your hand small,

I bring you a ball:

Have and play as you crawl

And have joy.

Farewell, sir and lady, and the child on your knee.

Lord, I am well. How we must go and tell what it is we have beheld.

What grace we have received!

Come forth, we are now redeemed!

We are bound to sing. Let’s raise our voices!

End